If you’re on Facebook then a. you’re probably much younger than me, and b. you’re probably a member of some facebook groups. My own include ‘The legend that is Shaky Hands man’ ,  the ‘Ninjah Fan Club’ and the ‘Let’s Kick The Twats Out Of Hoxton’ groups… but the group to beat all groups is ‘The Kris Akabusi Sex Stories’ - they’re complete legend and worth signing up for Facebook all on their own. If you’re not on it, then get on it. As the great man himself would say, “Awooga”.